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How do I stop my @ss from spreading?

Billy asked:

Here are my ideas:

1) Crack-cocaine
2) Spit on the angry looking big guy standing outside of downtown liquor store and then run…
3) Drinking a homemade concoction of Draino, Beach, and Alka-Setzer
4) Eating only foods in the leek family

Please help!!

crack cocaine users

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Written by crackco on February 8th, 2009 with 3 comments.
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#1. February 11th, 2009, at 11:00 AM.

(5) Stop bending over and spreading

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#2. February 13th, 2009, at 7:46 PM.

I keep my donkey in a very small barn to prevent her spreading. It does involve more mucking out though.

She does like to eat leeks, but her favourite is an apple, and the one time I gave her cocaine, she bit three punters on the beach, then hid behind the central pier, eating M&M’s.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com NANCY K
#3. February 13th, 2009, at 8:51 PM.

1 would never work, you are confused about the name! Crack is a type of cocaine – it is not FOR the crack!
2 would help…or
5 – more focused exercise.
3 would be good, but do not dissolve the alka seltzer swallow it whole.- the bleach will dissolve it once you swallow it.
Good luck.

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